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Due to the overwhelming response that my posts have inspired, I've decided to put myself on the three strike rule, which, if attained, will allow me to issue myself a permanent gag order. Until that time, I've decided to enjoy my audience of...myself. Anyway, I'll have you know that today, in order to give this blog some content, I bravely sacrificed my morning constitutional, which normally consists of my strolling out to the backyard, sitting in my chair (from which part of the seat is "missing"), clad in my smoking jacket and sipping a highball of Early Times. As I said, this morning I ruined it with the enormous strain of bringing along the paper to read, which, fortunately, did have one high point. There was an article about a young Memphis musician named Grace Askew (she has a myspace page), whom you might find...interesting (and apparently she's quite talented). Enjoy and/or suck it, ho-ho's.