Sirs (and Airmen) --

I have finished my classes, renounced my spiritual adviser, and broken up with my pretend girlfriend--I will pause so you may take it all in. I must say I was disappointed by Airman Voss's tasteless comments involving the origins of two upstanding young men. However, as a man of high conscience, I will not stoop to his level and disclose to you the obscure acts of questionable legality that I recently conferred upon his--now engaged--little sister, nor will I mention the photographic evidence I just placed in the mail, addressed to her fiance, which will undoubtedly destroy their engagement. And I certainly won't discuss the recent late night trip I made to Jacksonville, making the most of Beth's sleeping state and then, yes, even Mr. VanCleve's (during which I discovered from Mr. Matt's night terrors that it appears he spent much of his underclassmen days as a gimp in the basement of the Sig Ep house--it seems his presidency was hard-won...). Now that we are all that much closer, I must confess I have absolutely nothing of substance to say other than to congratulate Mr. Voss's written declaration, to wish Mr. VanCleve a good end to his semester, and to say cheers to our mute friend, young Mr. Hillis. And yes, Mr., I'm sorry, Senior Airman, I'm watching The Octagon and taking notes.

Heeeeeereeee's Trippy!

Hello gents! Sorry for the long absence but I have been hella busy railing Matt's Mom....BAH HAHAHAHAHA!!! Seriously though I was actually doin Sydney. Anyway, I said the oath and signed my soul to Bush yesterday….So now I demand you address me as only Airman First Class Voss. What else...got a new car (scion tc that will melt your faces), finally broke up with Jill, and found a 4 leaf clover.....That last one was actually a lie, the truth is I really never found a 4 leaf clover, got upset and one thing led to another….the next thing I know I have set an entire clover field a blaze and cursed its ancestors…But that's a different story that I have already told to both of yall's moms while laying in our post sex juices.....I'll leave you with a video that is a symbol and example for what you pussies wish you were....A Badass Manly Man! Go Get Em’ Chuckie!

Where have all the good guys gone

Just in an attempt to get this going again, I would like to inform you that today for lunch I had McDonald's. A single cheese burger and a six peace nugget. I went with a combo of the sauces one BBQ and one sweet and sour. I like to have variety in my life. I use the left over BBQ sauce to dip my cheese burger. All in all it was a satisfying lunch, not to heavy, not to light, but just right.