1/13/2008

Wow, thanks Trip, I won't sleep for a week. I'm assuming for your POW stay, you mean they'll lock you in a room and loop those commercials until you crack, no? So on a lighter note, I thought I'd show you guys last semester's paintings. Yes, they should be taken w/ a grain of salt, but please refrain from making too much fun. If you do insist on that, however, I'll go ahead and inform you that I've embedded these images with schlomo particles.... Just what are schlomo particles and what do they do? Well, when activated, they affect each individual differently.... Mr. Hillis, you'd be sterile, whoops, did I say sterile? I meant impotent. Mr. VanCleve, no one would believe a word you say (now that's jumping the gun a couple of years I know, but these things happen). And Mr. Voss, you're third generation-status would be terminated: you are no longer your father's son. So, let's think before we speak, yes?

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