12/05/2007

Two down, two to go

You're going to be a load master. Hahaha load master. Let me know when you get your NRA card. I just finished my second final in law school, and still have two more. My head is killing, me I am running on coffee, red bull, adderall, and thats about it, there is no time for food. I have to take a bunch of downers to just go to sleep by 4 or 5 in the morning because of all the uppers I take to stay awake during the day. I took my criminal test this past Monday, and could not put a sentence together after it was over. I have never been light headed after a test before. If one's brain could throw up, that is what happens during the exam. My brain heaves on a page for three hours and then I hand it in. Now the teacher has to shift through my brain's vomit and give me a grade for the entire semester based on the contents. This one today was property and it contained little chunks of future interest, adverse possession, and joint tenant liability. I think of it like eating a meal of beef, corn and potatoes. Criminal is more like a supreme pizza, and on this next Monday is Contracts or, as we in the law refer to it, K. I imagine it be a stew made of the left overs from the beef dinner and a can of tomatoes.

1 comment:

Trip said...

That had to be the most poetic way the word vomit has ever been used.